December 2010
109 posts
I don't care that this happened. I'm still going. →
God of all things good and mexican: deliver me...
There is absolutlely nothing in this world that I would like RIGHT NOW more than a Chipotle Chicken-Black bean burrito with extra guacamole.
If Chipotle were open right now at 4:05 in the morning, I would not hesitate to drive the 30 miles to the nearest store and buy two.
One would be for eating. The other would be for worshiping purposes only*.
*or until I’m hungry again.
I'm hungry too
I just saw a picture I liked on another tumblr of trees in the wintertime.
I wanted it on my tumblr.
So I copied it to my desktop, obviously.
Then created a new picture post, obviously
Then posted it, obviously.
Then remembered tumblr has this “REE-BLAHG” button or something.
Then deleted the new picture post I had just made.
Then decided I didn’t want the picture on my tumblr, after...
There are many dangers in this life, but none of them are as great a threat to my safety as the peanut-butter-covered knife at 4 in the morning.
Here's what I got for Christmas
Many fuzzy socks.
Two fuzzy scarves.
A rather large jar of Nutella.
Three books, two of which I will read. The third was….
Jon Stewart’s “Earth the Book”, which I have already finished reading!
A blue and white hooded sweater.
Some great headphones
A subwoofer and 5 speakers…but nothing to plug them into….haha yay!
An LP
A great silent movie from...
youshouldhaveseenthis.com →
Pride and Prejudice in 3 Lines:
Mr. Darcy: Nothing is good enough for me
Elizabeth: I could never marry that proud man.
(They change their minds)
THE END
Kwanzaa begins on December 26th
I like celebrating holidays. They’re fun. I also like to eat.
So I’ve decided I’m going to celebrate Kwanzaa this year.
It starts on December 26th and ends on January 1st.
ALL I have to do is dress up in African garb all week, and say joyous Kwanzaa to everyone I see, and decorate the house in art.
Then I’m entitled to a feast on January first.
Either this is the...
To the left. To the left.
An OSX desktop tip:
Try hiding your dock on the left side of the screen.
It takes a little getting used to, but once you do get used to it, you’ll probably never go back to the bottom (where the dock always seems to get in the way as you resize windows or whatever).
This works for me because I rarely use the dock anymore.
Spotlight, Spotlight, Spotlight.
Command-spacebar. Use it, and your...
Door hockey. →
jimhamblin:
New game: At the last second, squeeze into a revolving door behind a total stranger or distant acquaintance. Once wedged inside the door together, apologize profusely and sincerely.
When you both get spit out the other side, continue to apologize; even take out your wallet and offer to pay…
In a bizarre twist of fate, you must surgically...
Imagine if you could go back and read your...
TWO DOLLARS
just found
me too
Pros of being in New York:
My mother uses her mastercard to buy me food and clothes if needed.
Christmas is happening in two days and I hope to hear all of my music on awesome new speakers.
Fire place
There is a possibility that I’ll go snowboarding with my dad next week.
Free laundry.
No washing dishes.
As Dan said, there is no KSpice here.
…
Cons of being in New York
I...
“Ho ho ho merry kwanza”
– Das Racist
6 Different Types of Studiers in College →
I CHANGED MY TUMBLR THEME
Tumblr themes are like baby strollers: there is always one thing seriously wrong with each one. This theme has a drink holder, but no ashtray.
Y'all will have read that Dave D's no longer with...
Is it weird that me going back to New York this time doesn’t really feel like I’m going “home” as much as it feels like I’m going to visit my parents for Christmas?
Now that I think about it, I really don’t want to go back to New York in the slightest.
Christmas will be cool, but quite honestly for the rest of the time, I’d rather be here in DC and...
Homeless and without a job
What Amelia will NOT be after college
everyone should follow this tumblr (click) →
check out the fywre tumblr.
So I wrote this in high school and just found it....
To drive or not to drive - that is the question: Whether ‘tis nobler for the wallet to endure The aches and pains of outrageous gas prices, Or to set down the keys on the hallway desk
And, by doing so, end them. To walk, to stroll⎯ No more – and by a walk to say I’d end The anguish and the eighty dollar shocks That my wallet is so heir to – ‘tis a situation Devoutly to be wished. To walk, to...
I submitted a "blame dinkleberg cartoon" just now....